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Monday, June 05, 2006

Between the Viruses and the 'Roaches of Old

is Nnoime32.exe

WTF?

The buggers are set to annoy me? Ati what?

So i set out on a journey of discovery; to the depths of the internet:

Disclaimer: the following information is intended for educational purposes only. Use the following tools and visit these sites at your own peril.

The plan:

1. Get a secure ISP.

2. Get a reliable connection.

3. Install a stable Operating System.

4. Install a "safe" browser.

5. Download the latest patches and fixes.

6. Make my computer (A.K.A the VW) hacker proof.

7. Schedule history-cleaning sessions.

8. Mirror my Hard Disk!

9. Light some "udi" and do some Native American-Indian Dance aroound the computer to "bless" it.

10. Stock up on caffeine, namely Kahawa Chungu.

Over the next installments, i invite you to Sit back and enjoy the ride into the deepest darkest corners of the internet with me.

In the beginning there was the computer. And God logged on at 12:01:00 a.m. Sunday, March 1.

c:\Let there be light

Enter password.

Omniscient

Password incorrect. Try again.

Omnipotent

Password incorrect. Try again.

Technocrat

Password correct. Proceed.

posted by Sammie @ 5:11 PM

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