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Friday, May 05, 2006

Between the Will(to work) and the Vindication (of my existence)

Sometimes i hate my job.

But i love what i do, i enjoy the experiences, from naive kids to bitchy old ladies.

I can't complain about it.
Just have to do It (ok, try). Sort of like the Office assistant:

Before i break my leg(Rooney style), or mull over some inconsequential mathematics.

Of cows and economics.

KENYAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You eat Both of Them.
You Blame the former President For Shortages.
You Ask European Union To Give Another Two Cows To Eat.

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid,
China for military aid,
British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines,
Germany for technology,
French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans,
Russia for drugs
Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation
by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally
that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
Y ou charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are 1/10TH the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called
Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers...

See you....
In a little while.

posted by Sammie @ 11:19 AM

2 Comments:

At 8:36 PM, Anonymous said…

Hi Sammie - how are you doing?
I always get a chuckle when I read this... poor cows ..er.. and not poor Rooney's foot
At 5:43 PM, Anonymous said…

He he Sammie now I look at the cow with a whole new meaning ROFL..I like the traditional cow analogous but my delusional self at times deviates towards the Russian one especially on Fridays... LMAO..