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Monday, August 18, 2008
MICROSOFT SHOULD MAKE CARS, GENERAL MOTORS SHOULD MAKE SOFTWARE
At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we
would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to
the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments General Motors issued a press release
stating the following: "If GM had developed technology like
Microsoft, we would be driving cars with the following
characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have
to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason,
and you would accept this, restart, and drive on.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would
cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart; in which case
you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought
'Car95' or 'CarNT'. Then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was more
reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but
would only run on five percent of the roads.

7. The oil, water, temperature and alternator warning lights would
be replaced by a single 'general car fault' warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same butt size.

9. The airbag system would say 'Are you sure?' before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you
out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the
door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio
antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of
Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they
neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option
would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50
per cent or more.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to
learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls
would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You'd press the 'Start' button to shut off the engine."

Need i say more?
posted by Sammie @ 11:34 AM   1 comments
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
The abyss that is the Net
I consider myself a Netizen, hell, even an Internaut. I have been crawling the web ever since i saw a classmate hack through the proxy to get internet - in 2000!

Its been some years now, and i have seen the internet progressively degenerate into three levels:

1. The commercial - where information is handed out piecemeal, Nation, take a hint. Look how standard is doing in terms of hits. How could you start charging for content? Did you hope that like Standard, you would get more revenue? Ever since idunno when, The Standard Online was locked out, for subscribers only. Evidently, this strategy didn't work that well, so they changed tact, and opened it up. Nation, with more hits than any other site, decides to lock up? Call it a paradigm shift!

Everywhere else, same story, lock, unlock.

This level is free for all, not the safest, but hey, nowhere is safe, right?

Very little information, most of it commercial.


2. The Wannabee level: Where all the pseudo-hackers, script kiddies and malicious n00bs come to rest, and flex.

Wanna crack for software? Wanna learn how to hack? come to this site! the banner announces!

Free everything! the banner further entices.

You have won $$$$$! click Here


What most netizens don't know is that just pointing your browser to these sites launches a tirade of malicious code flowing into their browser cache's and eventually into the machines, lying dormant, sniffing all your traffic until the fateful day when the machine starts to cough and emit serious GIGO Nonsense.

This layer is slowly creeping upstairs, to the open level - free screen savers- click here! 180Solutions must be laughing all the way to the bank(accounts)

Most recently, the KenyaIpo.com site responsible for online Safaricom applications was hacked through. earlier, the African Cup Of Nations site had been hacked by some Moroccans. This is the best example of the underground coming up. Africa Hoyee!


3. The free. as in freedom of information.

Not many know about this level.

This level is probably responsible for all the innovations in IT.

This is the level where Linux was created.

Wimax got developed

The most hated by and attacked by 1. above, remember dzportal?

The one that gives rise to 2. above.

Created by retired/advanced 2. above.

The Hacker network. (I know you know what a hacker is all about?)


To get here, you navigate through 2. above.

One of my first posts was about my experiences while navigating 2.

Yes, back to rapidshare.


posted by Sammie @ 4:12 PM   0 comments
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